Saturday, July 31, 2010

July Top Droppers

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Night Classes

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George: Alex, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

Alex: oh!

George: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Alex: No.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Dad Life

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I saw this over at Matty's of Matty's Thoughts and I about fell off my chair.

I hope you find the humor in this video as I did.

 And for all you dads out there...thanks for all you do.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Duke's 3rd Birthday

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One of my blogging buddies is having a birthday tomorrow. This little guy is Duke and I visit his mom every single day. Well, I actually like seeing what Duke is up to as well and he's usually doing something fun. Tomorrow is Duke's 3rd birthday and there's going to be a big party over at his house. He doesn't know because all of us has kept quiet. So don't say anything until tomorrow. I just want to get this post out so you know where to go to sing Happy Birthday tomorrow.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Priests

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Two priests go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Lizard Healer

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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Monday, July 26, 2010

Monday Minute

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Monday Minute This week we are graced with Kmama as the co-host. She wrote four questions, Ian who hosts this meme asked the third question.

1. Who is your "what-if" person?
(What-if person being what if I married this person or am now in a relationship with "this" person)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

She Said, He Said

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HER DIARY:Dear Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Sex Education Class

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The first sex education classes were held in the fifties. Naturally, some teachers were embarrassed and used only very carefully chosen words.

In one class, the teacher was explaining the anatomy of the male genitalia. He said, "The human male testicles are about the size of Plover's eggs."

Friday, July 23, 2010

Embrace Life

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This is the new "wear your seatbelt" ad the UK is doing - started by some dude not hired to do it, but because the cause is important to him, he came up with this idea, and now it's being hailed across the world as a 'beautiful' commercial. The video has become so popular with the general public that people are forwarding it to friends and family on their own so quickly that it has spread all over the world in a very short time.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Summer Rendezvous

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As I lay on my bed thinking about you,
I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,
and what happened in my bed
still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Travel Warnings

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This information comes directly from Travel.State.Gov of the U.S. Department of State. Some of these countries are not surprising one bit and they wouldn't be a destination for me. One in particular caused me to do this post. That would be Mexico. Why?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Awards From Bing

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Bing of Of Living and Loving...and Coping has showered me with a ton of awards. Thank you so much Bing. Super big hug.

The awards are: Thank you for being my Friend, The Jingle Award, The Golden Cup Award, You Have a Big Heart Award, Happy July Award, Nature is my Teacher Award, Thank You for your Friendship Award, Prolific Blogger Award, and Lovely Blogger Award.

The Priest

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The old Priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see the Prime Minister and Finance Minister before I die," whispered the Priest.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Tired Marine

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The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

Sunday, July 18, 2010

The Notebook

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A fellow is standing in a bar and another guy walks up to him and says, "Are you Joe Smith?"

The fellow says, "Yes, I'm Joe Smith."

He says, "Were you in Chicago in early June?"

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Anewatee

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This is kind of grainy, but you can get the idea what we look like on the river. The name of our boat is Anewatee. Can you pronounce it correctly? Most folks don't. We boat on the California Delta. There are approximately 1100 miles of waterway on the delta. We have pretty much been everywhere, from Stockton to the San Francisco Bay.

Friday, July 16, 2010

How to Sell

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Intergalactic Travels

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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Caption This Winners

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I want to thank everyone that participated in this months 'caption this' contest. I sure have a great time reading all your captions.

Winners you can pick up your badges at the bottom of this post.

So here are the winners:

The Weekend

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This is our 340 Sea Ray Sundancer. Our boating buddies took pictures of us last weekend as we cruised to Ebony Boat Club for our fantastic weekend of boating fellowship and lots of great food. I needed a picture of our boat for next years club roster as I'll be the commodore and it's customary to have your boat along with a picture of you and your spouse as part of the roster. The first one is the one we chose as it really captures the boat the best. You can click on any photograph to biggify.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

About Women

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother

Monday, July 12, 2010

Awww...Mondays #72

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Awww...Mondays

19 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Caption This

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Okay, you all know the drill. Do as many captions as you wish and I'll pick first, second and honorable mention the first part of the week. Just have a great time.

From now on I'm only going to have a "Caption This" post on the first Sunday of each month, except for July. I'm not thinking many would have been around on the 4th. Not here in the U.S. in any event.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Jose & Carlos

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Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Passports

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Getting everything in order for the Carnival Glory Bloggers Cruise has been lots of fun. Hubby and I completed all the paperwork for our passports this past week. We went to the post office on Wednesday, paid the freight, and now we wait for our passports to arrive.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Long Weekend

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We are off for a long boating weekend. We have a cruise out to Ebony Boat Club and as my regulars know I'm in charge of the party. That event is Friday through Sunday morning and then hubby and I will boat to the Delta Marina Yacht Harbor for a PICYA Delegates Dinner Meeting at The Point Waterfront Restaurant on Monday Night. Since our club is hosting this it's expected that the flag officers attend.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Dog for Sale

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Follow Me Back

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LittleYayasHosted by Survey Junkie,
Little Yaya's,
Review Retreat,
Boobies,BabiesAndABlog
& Guest Host Jenn from A Daily Scoop of Chaos

How it Works

Priceless

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Bus fare to the anti-war protest rally - $00.50

Paint and canvas protest signs - $32.00

Asking a retired U.S. Army Sergeant to

translate anti-American slogans - PRICELESS!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Monday Minute

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Monday MinuteI decided to do something a bit different in the meme department this week. I found Monday Minute over at Lydia's this morning and decided to play along. This meme is hosted by The Daily Dose of Reality.

Who of all your blog friends would you like to meet and/or who have you met?

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Independence Day

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In the United States, Independence Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, political speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States. Independence Day is the national day of the United States. Source: Wikipedia

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Cruise Reservations

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We are flying on Continental Airlines to Miami, Florida with one stop to change planes in Houston, Texas. Arriving in Miami @ 4:49 on Saturday afternoon February 26, 2011. The return trip I'm not nearly as excited about will be with Alaska Airlines on Monday morning March 7, 2011, with one stop to change planes in Seattle, Washington. Returning back to Sacramento International Airport at 3:21 in the afternoon.

Friday, July 2, 2010

The Schnauzer

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My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

This Week in Entrecard

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This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.

Oxymorons

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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

June Top Droppers

No comments:
This is a great big thank you for last weeks advertisers. For those that I honor each week/month I'm well aware of the dedication you show. In order to stay in the top of the heap you're dropping EC every single day. Many of you have more than one blog and that's 300 drops per day per blog.