Sunday, September 30, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Hollywood Movies

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Things You Wouldn't Know Without the Hollywood Movies

1. It`s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

2. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Feline Friday

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Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

A Kiss...

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A kiss is that which you cannot give without taking, and cannot take without giving.

It is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.

It is a course of procedure cunningly devised for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is your favorite holiday?

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Side Effects

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Old Age Side Effects...

Trying to wipe a hair off your lapel just to discover it is attached to your chin.

Leaving church, your husband stops to talk, you go on to the car; the gentleman behind the wheel ask, "Are you going home with me today?"

Monday, September 24, 2012

The Pessimist

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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Bee Bandwagon

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I started Lean Cuisine on September 11, 2012 to shed around 30 pounds. Hubby thinks 20 is more like it, but he's married to me and knows all the right things to say. Anyway, I started out with four meals per day and ate nothing else but Lean Cuisine. I drank lots of water, and didn't exercise as much has I should have and lost 5 pounds by September 17, 2012. I know I'll slow down now as the first week is the best week for weight loss.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Fast and Furious

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Asked about the Fast and Furious program at the Univision forum on Thursday, President Obama falsely claimed that the program began under President George W. Bush.

Feline Friday

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Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Homeless...

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Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my liberal neighbors stopped to chat as they were walking their dog. During the conversation, I asked their seven-year-old daughter what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

So I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is your favorite fall drink? If you don't have seasons what's your favorite drink? With or without booze.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Fifty-Years

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Fragments

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Have you noticed at the bottom of my posts there's a weight loss ticker? Yep, I jumped on the Bee Bandwagon to peel off some unwanted weight. What am I eating? Lean Cuisine. There are tons of different types of meals and many include potatoes and gravy and of course many of mine have pasta.

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Comment Game

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It's time to play the comment game again. We are home this weekend and I'm missing the boat, but I've a drive in function for IOBG to attend and boating just isn't in the cards.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Words of Wisdom

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Today I felt like sharing some quotes from Thomas Sowell. Click on his photograph to learn more about him. I can relate to everyone of these... Enjoy!

"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."

Feline Friday

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Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Bubba & Billy Bob

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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: Fall is just around the corner. What do you like best about fall?

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

My Dad

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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

Monday, September 10, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

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I had a great weekend on our yacht club cruise out. We went to Rio Visa for our yearly commodores picnic except this year it was called the commodores luau. Yes we had the whole pig with the works. Awesome.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Rich Blonde

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Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer and they send out a technician to her.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Feline Friday

18 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Maturity - Part II

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You're miraculously mature when...

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Wednesdays Question

32 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is one of your favorite candy bars?

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Maturity

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You're miraculously mature when...

You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Happy Labor Day

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Wishing the American workforce continued success in these hard economic times.

Enjoy your long holiday weekend.

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

What is Celibacy?

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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”