Thursday, January 31, 2013

Biology Question

24 comments:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Wednesdays Question

25 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is one of your favorite places to eat?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Little Johnny

24 comments:
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."

Monday, January 28, 2013

Awww Mondays

10 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

23 comments:
Seymour our visiting pet rock is finally fitting in nicely. He loves champagne too. Way too much in fact. Have you ever seen a pet rock tipsy? It's not pretty, but he's older than us so we'll let him drink what he wants when he wants.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Silly Sunday

20 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Lifes Lessons...

17 comments:
Such an inspirational video.  If this video doesn't tug at your heartstrings nothing will.  This is precious beyond word.

Life is grand. Live it to its fullest.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Feline Friday

21 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Seymour #2

27 comments:
Well here we are on week two that Seymour has been with us. He's not looking at us as you can see. He's not as angry, but he's got a long way to go before he's remotely friendly. I've kept him in the office since I spend so much time here so he wouldn't be alone. As you can see he's copping a huge attitude.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Wednesdays Question

29 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is one of your favorite television shows?

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

My Car Keys...

24 comments:
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Awww Mondays

11 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

26 comments:
Last Friday hubby and I had pizza and beer for dinner. I've not had pizza for a very long time and I can't remember the last time I had a beer. About the only time I can tolerate a beer is when I'm eating pizza. Somehow they just go together. Yes, I also logged them in my Fitness Pal. I gained a half pound having three slices of Round Table pizza and one 16 ounce Coors Light. Yummy.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Silly Sunday

19 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Two Old Drunks...

22 comments:
I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my buddy, "That will be us in ten years."

My friend said, "That's a mirror, you idiot.

Hat tip: Nick M.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Feline Friday

22 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Security System

26 comments:
How to Install a Southern Home Security System...

Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of "Guns & Ammo" magazine.
Put your giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
Leave a note on your door that reads:

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Wednesdays Question

26 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is one of your favorite games?

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Seymour #1

21 comments:
Last week a blogging buddy sent me his pet rock Seymour. Das Skunkmeister of Skunkfeathers packed up his pet rock, put my name on the box and shipped Seymour to me via UPS. We weren't home on Friday, so we ask a neighbor to be on the lookout for the delivery.

Men

22 comments:
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Awww Mondays

11 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

26 comments:
There's nothing like traveling on the water in the wintertime.  More than likely it's only your group you see.  So many folks miss some great boating because they won't go out in the wintertime.  They don't know what they are missing.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Because I Am a Guy...

16 comments:
Because I'm a guy, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or football, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.

Because I'm a guy, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for mother's day is okay, I don't need to see it. Did you remember to pick up something for my mom too?

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Silly Sunday

16 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Friday, January 11, 2013

Feline Friday

15 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Women

21 comments:
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Wednesdays Question

25 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: Did you do anything special to ring in the new year? Did you make it to midnight or did you go to bed at your regular time?

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Women

20 comments:
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Monday, January 7, 2013

Awww Mondays

7 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Fragments

22 comments:
We had a terrific time on our boat this past week and rang in the new year in a very quiet way.  It was wonderful to say the least, and Little Bit didn't hear any fireworks at all.

This Friday we're going to boat over to our first yacht club event at Garlic Brothers Restaurant & Bar and it looks like five other boats will come along. It's always a treat to boat somewhere when you've not gone anywhere for a couple of months.  This trip will take us about two hours one way.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Silly Sunday

19 comments:
Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. Hosted by Rhonda of Laugh-Quotes.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Comment Game

21 comments:
It's time to play the comment game again. We are home this weekend, but we're going on our first cruise of the year next Friday.

Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Feline Friday

24 comments:
Feline Friday is easy to do. All you have to do is post a picture of a cat on your website. It could be a photo of your pet cat, a LOL cat or a drawn picture.

Grab the code and paste it on your page.

Add a link to your cat page.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

A Cup of Tea

22 comments:
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired.

During their visit the conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in their work and lives.  Offering his guests tea, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of tea and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the tea.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

My New Years Diet

32 comments:
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Bad Indications...

21 comments:
Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.