Monday, September 30, 2013

Ole Blue

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A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Alabama that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Silly Sunday

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Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Beethoven

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A tourist was walking through a cemetery in Vienna and all of a sudden he heard music. No one was around, so he started searching for the source.

He finally located the origin and found it was coming from a grave with a headstone that read: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827". Then he realized that the music was Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and it was being played backwards!

Friday, September 27, 2013

Feline Friday

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My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Lion

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A father took his 7 year-old son to the zoo one day. As they were walking around viewing the animals in the nature compounds, the son pointed to a lion. "Look, Dad, there's a frickin' lion!"

"What?" Dad said, astonished.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Have you had a medical issue that caused you concern? Was the outcome good, or do you have some life changes ahead?

Monday, September 23, 2013

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Gedophamee

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A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Silly Sunday

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Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Fragments

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I'm thankful for all my blogging buddies that visit me each week. You make me smile.

I'm thankful for my husband who also makes me smile. It's wonderful to have a life partner that is fun to be with and you just compliment each other.

Friday, September 20, 2013

Feline Friday

22 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Southern Baptist Bra

29 comments:
A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's and tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size - 34B.'

With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What kind of bra?' He repeats, 'A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would know what she wanted.'

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Monday, September 16, 2013

Granny

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I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at mile marker 73 just east of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Silly Sunday

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Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Comment Game

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It's time to play the comment game again. We are at the Bridge Marina Yacht Club this weekend for an IOBG function. So I'll be doing some light work getting things set up for the lobster feed tonight. Want to come along?

Here's how it goes:

Friday, September 13, 2013

Feline Friday

20 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Grief & Suffering

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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford. "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is full of steroids. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans fat diets can be disastrous & none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

God Bless America

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I've not done a 911 tribute for a very long time. Many of us remember September 11 every year, but don't do the tributes as we once did. This year is different. This year Muslims have planned and have a permit for the Million Muslim March in Washington D.C. at our nations capitol today. They got so much flack that they changed the name to Million American March Against Fear.  May I say more power to the 2 Million Bikers traveling to DC on 9/11/13 who were denied a permit.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Saltpeter

25 comments:
Two older veterans began reminiscing about their military experiences while sitting in the local park.

Jim asked Bob... "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our coffee during the war, to make us forget about sex?"

Bob replied, "hmm, I think you mean saltpeter...”

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Silly Sunday

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Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Rubber Gloves

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The next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a joke as he put on his gloves.

Do you know how they make these gloves, he asked.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Feline Friday

22 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Drunk

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Drunken driving is the act of operating or driving a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or drugs to the degree that mental and motor skills are impaired. It is illegal in all jurisdictions within the United States, though enforcement varies widely between and within states/territories.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Carpets or wood floors?

Monday, September 2, 2013

Happy Labor Day

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Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the first Monday in September, that celebrates the economic and social contributions of workers. It was first nationally recognized in 1894 to placate unionists following the Pullman Strike. With the decline in union membership, the holiday is generally viewed as a time for barbeques and the end of summer vacations. Source: Wikipedia

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Silly Sunday

22 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!