Thursday, October 31, 2013

Late Night Ride

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Jerry was driving home late one night when he saw a young lady waiting by a bus stop. He stopped his car and told her that he didn't think the buses were running so late at night and offered her a ride. The fall night air was getting chilly, so he took off his jacket and gave it to her. Jerry found out that the girl's name was Mary and she was on her way home.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Wednesdays Question

29 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Have you ever broken any bones?

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Lead in Prayer...

27 comments:
Never force children to Pray.

At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...

BOY: But i don't know how to pray.

DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Silly Sunday

23 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Love Never Ends

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My sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentines day, he'd send me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: "My love for you grows." Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Feline Friday

26 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Phillips

19 comments:
A new council tax-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Wednesdays Question

38 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is the worst decision you have ever made in your life?

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Why it Change?

26 comments:
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla for yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

Happy Wombat Day!

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Wombat Day IX is today, October 22, 2013!

Don’t forget to celebrate with a wombat cake, wombat brownies, wombat fudge, and wine gums. Head over to Wombania and join the celebration.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Awww Mondays

23 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Silly Sunday

23 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Win or Lose

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It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?

Friday, October 18, 2013

Feline Friday

22 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Wisdom

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The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

"You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Wednesdays Question

27 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: If you could live at any time in history, when would it be?

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Titanic vs. Clinton

22 comments:
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Awww Mondays

26 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Silly Sunday

24 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Patience

23 comments:
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved three-year-old grandson. It's obvious that he has his hands full, what with the child screaming at the top of his lungs for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle, and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Feline Friday

24 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Debt Ceiling

23 comments:
"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our government's reckless fiscal policies.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Wednesdays Question

28 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: If time and money was no object, to what causes would you dedicate your efforts?

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Fragments

27 comments:
Today is the last day to get ready to leave for our bay cruise. We have been cleaning the boat, packing essentials, and just checking off the things that we need to bring to be on the boat for 10-12 days. This is an annual event so we have it down very well. To say we are excited is an understatement. Tomorrow we head for the boat and get everything loaded.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Awww Mondays

24 comments:
It's time to move Awww Mondays back to this blog. Running two blogs is just too much. Welcome home Awww Mondays.

Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Silly Sunday

24 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

I'm a Troublemaker

24 comments:
What did you call me?

I'm a RACIST for criticizing Obama.
I'm a TERRORIST because I want to protect my 2nd Amendment rights.
I'm a TEABAGGER for supporting the Constitution.

Friday, October 4, 2013

Feline Friday

22 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Worldwide Survey

21 comments:
Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN, the only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure, because:

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Wednesdays Question

25 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What is one of your favorite autumn activities?