Friday, January 31, 2014

Feline Friday

18 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Queens Riddle

25 comments:
Obama asked the queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Wednesdays Question

32 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: When you leave the house are you dressed to the nines or do you just go as you are?

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Jay Leno

21 comments:
"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."

On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one."

On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."

Monday, January 27, 2014

Awww Mondays

24 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Silly Sunday

22 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Shamus & Murphy

20 comments:
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said, “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said, “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!”

Friday, January 24, 2014

Feline Friday

23 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Heaven's Gate

24 comments:
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Wednesdays Question

28 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: When it's a family members birthday do you buy a gift, a card, or give them a call. Or all three?

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Snowstorm

23 comments:
The morning after a terrible snowstorm, I spotted my neighbor Janet shoveling her driveway. I waved hello and asked why her husband wasn't out helping her.

She explained that one of them had to stay inside and look after their two small children. They had flipped a coin to determine who would be the one to go out and shovel.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Awww Mondays

24 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.  Isn't Gracie the cutest?  I think so too.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Silly Sunday

42 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Old Age

40 comments:
Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

Of all my husband's relatives, I like me best.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Feline Friday

47 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

An Old Friend

42 comments:
One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great John, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed.

“I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied John.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Wednesdays Queston

62 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair. Easy question this week.

So here's this weeks question: What's your middle name? Is your middle name a family member or friends name?

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Public Service Announcement

50 comments:
Here's the reason baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies", while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Awww Mondays

50 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Silly Sunday

48 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Fragments

38 comments:
Thursday night was birthday night for our grandson and we took him out to Tahoe Joe's for dinner along with other family members. Tahoe Joe's is famous for their steaks. Nice juicy cuts cooked to perfection and served with your choice of potato and green beans.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Feline Friday

50 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Three Brothers

51 comments:
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Wednesdays Question

53 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Would you generally be overdressed or underdressed at a party?

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Atheist

58 comments:
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Awww Mondays

40 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile and my favorite kitty Gracie.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Silly Sunday

42 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Fragments

44 comments:
Last Saturday I had an MRI on my left shoulder. It hurts like the dickens and I don't have full range of motion so the doctor wanted to see what was going on. Wow, I never thought I was claustrophobic, but that was the longest 30 minutes of my life. I hope I don't ever have to have one of those again. It was all I could do to hang in there, but I did.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Feline Friday

40 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Resolutions

46 comments:
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Wednesdays Question

56 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you make New Years resolutions?