Thursday, July 31, 2014

Story Game

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It's time to play The Story Game again. Here's how it works. I'll start a story. You continue it in comments. Each commenter picks up where the last left off. In a few days I'll give it an ending and post our story with the links to everyone who participated under the heading, "Contributing Authors".

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: For a relationship to last, what are some of the most important things needed?

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Moral...

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Awww Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Silly Sunday

43 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Garden of Eden

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

Friday, July 25, 2014

Feline Friday

32 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Little Larry

47 comments:
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!'

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: What is your idea of a perfect day?

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Origin of Foods

44 comments:
There are myths that have grown up concerning the origin of foods.

Test your knowledge of where the following foods were invented?

1. Chop Suey

Monday, July 21, 2014

Awww Mondays

32 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Silly Sunday

49 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, July 19, 2014

All About Dieting

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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you.

I have not eaten anything but one Subway sandwich a day for a month and I've gained twenty-two pounds! Not only that, those six-foot-long Subway sandwiches are really expensive!

Friday, July 18, 2014

Feline Friday

28 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Getting Married

42 comments:
On their way to the church to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Wednesdays Question

70 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: How do you beat the heat of summer?

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Political Systems

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Capitalism, American style

You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

Democracy, American style

Monday, July 14, 2014

Awww Mondays

30 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Silly Sunday

50 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Shopping List

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In the frozen foods department of Wal-Mart last Saturday morning, I noticed a man shopping with his son.

As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the child, 'You know, Harry, if we really mess this up, we'll never have to do it again.'

Friday, July 11, 2014

Feline Friday

49 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

The Genie

43 comments:
A truck driver was driving down the highway one afternoon and heard a "pop."

Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he stopped and went out to check his tires.

He found a bottle laying in the gutter.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Wednesdays Question

44 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: For those that celebrated Independence Day what did you do? For those that live in other countries what was the last holiday you celebrated and how did you celebrate?

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Did You Know?

44 comments:
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Awww Mondays

32 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Silly Sunday

38 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Manslaughter

42 comments:
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

Friday, July 4, 2014

Feline Friday

41 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Jack and Betty

47 comments:
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Wednesdays Question

51 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: What kind of literature do you enjoy the most? Who is your favorite writer?

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Diet Advice

52 comments:
Anything eaten in front of the TV has no calories. This may have something to do with radiation leakage, which negates not only the calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. Entire no-calorie dinners are now manufactured and frozen for this purpose.